|Trezza Promoted for Valor|
|Carpool Service Disrupted|
| ND - "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure", said. Alfonso Trezza from Minot. "I'm not sure what the mess was, but I knew it didn't smell too good", Trezza reported later.
|NY - Michelina Trezza's carpool from Bronx County to Manhattan will no longer be running due to unforeseen and unfortnuate circumstances. Ol' Mickey is doing fine, but won't be driving too soon.|
|Alfonso Trezza personally supervising removal of toxic waste from the sitel|
|Community Theater News|
|The Bromley Theater Troupe recently completed a well received tour of local communities. In his review, Bazel Trezza wrote , "I had nothing better to do that night anyway."
Trezza.us is pleased to host the troupe's video trailer of their forthcoming Superspam roadtour free of charge.
Click here for the Superspam video
|Was Humpty Dumpty Pushed|
| NY - Investigative reporters from our staff believe they have established that Humpty Dumpty was actually pushed by a Trezza on their way to a bakery in the Bronx.
According to a man named Bupsy, it was Cuttergrass Trezza that pushed Humpty off the wall, just south of Parker Street, because
|Humpty accused both Cuttergrass and Bupsy of petty theft.
The whereabouts of Cutter- grass remains a mystery. According to Bupsy, Cuttergrass is believed to be working on a new set of punctuation marks for the English language. Police are requesting assistance with the investigation.
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